The Mid-South Buccaneers sent a boarding party, er, marching party.
Floats, cars, marchers, dancers, bagpipes, and more!
Not every St. Patrick’s Day Parade can boast of dinosaurs! The t-rex dancing in the tutu was my son’s favorite part of the parade. Before the parade began, Good Queen Bess made new friends. We’re not sure of they’re her new pets or the new royal guard.
It looks like Jerry Lawler is running for mayor of Memphis again.
Here’s the Mid-South Renaissance Faire group. We have a new location this year, at USA Stadium in Millington, TN, so we wanted to make sure people were aware of the Faire. It will be the last two weekends of August, 8/19-20 and 8/26-27.
Before and after pictures: me at the start of the parade, and me after the parade. By the end, both my hoop skirt and my French hood were slipping. (Please note the green muffin cap beneath my French hood in honor of the day.) The weather was cool and damp, although luckily the rain stopped in time for the parade. The stroll was wearying, but we threw many toy coins, rings, and beads to the children along Beale Street. The youngsters seemed to have a good time, and so did we.
Gramercy to my son Ian, who took all the photos but one, and gramercy to Lauren Rushdi, who took the picture of Queen Elizabeth with the dinosaurs.
Well, I didn’t win a trophy, but I did win the the eSpec Books Flash Fiction Contest for September. TS Rhodes and I tied for first place, Author Rhodes with a more traditional pirate story and me with a truncated version of my space pirate story, “Captain’s
Very truncated. The version I’m currently editing for professional submission is roughly 2,300 words. The maximum word count for the flash fiction contest was 919 words. Talk about killing your darlings! First I cut the adjectives and adverbs. Then I cut the physical description. Did the reader really need to know that Captain Carswell looks too young to be in command of a starship? Does it matter that the first officer is African-American, and how do you describe someone of African-American heritage whose ancestors were from Earth, but is neither Terran nor American himself? I cut the characterization out. I cut the foreshadowing for what comes in the sequel I’m planning. I cut out all the Mr. This and Miss That — it’s a rather formal society; Captain Carswell addresses her pilot as Mr. Fernandez rather than just Fernandez, and it changed the flavor to cut out the honorifics. Finally, I deleted as much as I could, wept bitter tears, submitted it, and they liked it.
One of my beta-readers disliked this particular story (the original version, not the truncated version). In part, because I am misusing the word privateer in her opinion. Captain Janet Carswell is a privateer, commander of the HIMS Bandersnatch. She has an imperial letter of marque, which permits her to attack enemies of the Albionese Empire, including pirate ships. When not actively hunting pirates, the Bandersnatch and her sister ship often hire out as escorts to unarmed merchant vessels. My beta-reader says that since privateers were only licensed to hunt their nation’s enemies in the 17th and 18th centuries, I can’t redefine the word to make it an interstellar bounty hunter now. I say that words change meanings all the time, and would certainly change over the centuries. Janet is a naval reservist in the Albionese Navy, but the rest of her crew is civilian. In part, she disliked it because it was too talky. There, I agree with her. The story needs more polishing before it’s ready to be submitted elsewhere, either as an independent short story or the prologue to a novel.
Feel free to check out the truncated version of the story here. If and when I sell the longer version, I’ll be sure to post it on my blog. (And Facebook, and Twitter, and yelling in the streets … etc., etc.)
Unrelated to pirates, Haggis Rampant, the Louisiana-based bagpipe and bodhrán trio, was kind enough to recommend my children’s book R is for Renaissance Faire on their Facebook page. Copies are available through Amazon as either an e-book or a paperback, or if you prefer an autographed copy, through the Mid-South Renaissance Faire.
Photo credits: the picture of R is for Renaissance Faire, open to the R page, is taken from the Haggis Rampant Facebook page and was briefly their cover picture. The featured image at the top of this blog is a picture of Captain Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, and is in the public domain due to its age.
The second annual Mid-South Renaissance Faire (MSRF) ended yesterday. The Faire was August 20, 21, 27, and 28, from 10:00 to 6:00 pm, at Shelby Farms Park in Memphis, TN. 7182 Mullins Station Road, Gate 10.
Why am I tired?
I was Lady Marbury, a lady-in-waiting in attendance upon Her Most August Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, daughter of His Late Majesty, King Henry VIII. A great honor, but an exhausting job.
Why do I feel triumphant?
Despite the rain, mud, and heat, the Faire was a success. We collected lots of food and clothing for the people who were flooded out in Louisiana. The children who were knighted by the queen were excited. The visitors to “the Shire of Shelby” cheered for the jousters, laughed at the comedians, and seemed to enjoy themselves.
Why is this important?
A, the next nearest RenFaire is a four-five hour drive from Memphis.
B, my children’s book, R is for Renaissance Faire, was for sale at the MSRF.
Queen Elizabeth Tudor (portrayed by drama teacher Jen Wood-Bowien)
What is a Renaissance Faire?
A Renaissance Faire, or RenFaire, is a magical combination of live improvisational theater with audience participation, a living history display, fairy tales come to life, and a county fair, with food, music, and entertainment. ‘Tis a recreation of Renaissance life, with delicious treats to eat and drink, shows to watch, and things to buy.
Be sure to bring your wallets. The shopping is glorious, but the souvenirs ain’t cheap. And alas and alack, the food vendors can give lessons to highway robbers. (But the turkey legs are so good.)
Dame Fiona (left) jousting with Sir Devon. Paragon Jousting.
Pirates and puppets in Sea Beggar’s Bay.
Mid-South Renaissance Fair
Mid-South Renaissance Faire is a new fair, only in its second year. Some RenFaires, like Bristol Renaissance Faire in Wisconsin or Colorado Renaissance Festival are decades old. MSRF has jugglers, minstrels, magicians, demonstrations of fighting, pirates, fairies, lords and ladies, vendors, a canine costume contest, children’s activities, games for the whole family … too much to list. If you’re in the tri-state area of the mid-south (western Tennessee, eastern Arkansas, northern Mississippi), I hope you were able to come. As I said before, the next nearest RenFaire is a four hour drive or more away. We may not be as big as other RenFaires, but there’s more than enough entertainment, shopping, food, and activities to keep your attention.
What shalt thou find at Mid-South Renaissance Faire?
Look at the map above. The MSRF has three stages, where musicians, magicians, jugglers, knife-throwers, and flame-swallowers perform.
The Wit’s End Tavern and Stage is the first performance area you’ll come to in the faire, just to the left of the main gate, and conveniently close to the food vendors. Buy a turkey leg and a tankard of mead (or lemonade, or soda pop, or bottled water) and sit and listen to Haggis Rampant, Wind, Wood, and Wire, Frieman the Minstrel,the Jackdaws, or Tip the Velvet.
The Unicorn Stage is officially the main stage; it’s down Lark’s Lane behind Gloriana’s Glade. There you’ll witness feats of skill and derring do: juggling, knife-throwing, fire-swallowing, fighting, and comedy. There you’ll marvel at Paolo Garbanzo, the only American to ever win the international competition to become the Official Jester of Muncaster Castle (also the letter J for jester in my book, R is for Renaissance Faire), Giacomo the Jester, and the Lords of Adventure.
The Mermaid’s Tail Pub and Stage is in Sea Beggar’s Bay, where you can drink root beer, mermaid’s tears (blue raspberry soda), or something stronger while you listen to the Bluff City Barnacles or the Jackdaws or watch the magician or the dancers. (It’s the Mermaid’s Tail in the official schedule, but the Mermaid’s Tale on the map. As Mad Queen Beth prepared both map and schedule, I don’t know which is the typo and which is correct. ‘Tis her royal prerogative to change her mind.)
Not an official stage, but you’ll find storytellers, magicians, leprechauns, musicians, dragons, and dancing fay at the Faerie Ring.
The Faerie Queene, accompanied by an Elfin Knight
The bearded barmaid
Why am I blogging about this RenFaire?
There are two reasons this particular RenFaire, MSRF, is exciting to me.
A, Last year, I was Goodwife Susan, a ticket taker and a waiting woman in the queen’s household. This year, I was Lady Marbury, a lady of the queen’s court.
B, my children’s book, R is for Renaissance Faire, was available for sale at the merchandise tent. I took some time away from the queen’s court to sell autographed copies.
R is for Renaissance Faire is an alphabetic guide to what you might see and whom you might meet at a RenFaire: A is for archer, C is for craftsman, J is for jester, Q is for queen, etc. I’m hoping it will make a great souvenir. All the pictures but one were taken at the first annual Mid-South Renaissance Faire, and all the pictures but three were taken by my father-in-law, R. B. Macdonald.
What if I’m nowhere near Memphis?
If you’re too far away to attend Mid-South Renaissance Faire, fret not. (Or as the Scots say, dinna fash yerself.) There are RenFaires all over the USA and Canada. Check this link to find a RenFaire near you.
There’s even plans for a television show based on the behind the scenes antics of a RenFaire. It’s called RenFest, and the brilliant but quirky minds behind Mystery Science Theater 3000 are the ones putting it together.
Lord and Lady Marbury
Lady Marbury and Paolo Garbanzo
Lady Marbury, a lady-in-waiting to Her Most August Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I
Admittedly, I’m biased. I was a volunteer at the MSRF this year and last year, and I’ll probably volunteer again next year. However, Michael B. attended the Faire for the first time, and this is what he thought about it.
The site and dates for next year’s MSRF have not yet been determined.
R is for Renaissance is an ABC book, intended for older readers, a photographic souvenir of a Renaissance Faire. A is for archery, B is for bagpipes, C is for craftsman, etc.
You may also wish to purchase my collection of western short stories, Knee-High Drummond and the Durango Kid, available as an e-book only. If so, click here.
If you’re in a Renaissance Faire mood, you could buy my book (full of beautiful pictures by R. B. Macdonald), or you could invest in the Kickstarter project for RenFest, a proposed sitcom set at a Renaissance festival, focusing on the conflicts between a new assistant manager who wants everything educational and historically accurate, and the general manager/entertainment director who’s more interested in fun and making a profit. It’s being written and produced by the talented crew behind Mystery Science Theater 3000.
First, I’d like to give a “shout-out” and gramercy to Regions Bank. After we parked and got out of the car, we headed for the main gate. We saw a table with a line of people leading to it, and thinking it was the bag check (no outside food or drink, no firearms, no swords or knives unless peace-bonded), we got in line. It wasn’t the bag check. It was Regions Bank, and for Family and Community Appreciation Weekend, they were paying people’s admission … if you went to that table first instead of the ticket booth. They even gave me an artificial rose for an early Mother’s Day present. Since tickets are $22 for adults and my kids are too old to pay children’s prices, that was an $88 savings and very much appreciated. Thank you, Regions Bank! Gramercy.
We arrived early, looking forward to the opening ceremony. Alas, due to the crowd, we could not see the opening ceremony (which started a few minutes late). Due to the lack of microphones, we could only hear a few words. It had something to do with Mary, Queen of Scots plotting against her cousin, Queen Elizabeth I.
Once through the gates, we greeted Paolo Garbanzo, world-famous juggler (and J is for Jester in my forthcoming book, R is for Renaissance Faire). We stopped at the festival’s official souvenir stand: keychains, magnets, postcards, t-shirts, canvas bags, stuffed animals, etc. My family and I volunteer for the Mid-South Renaissance Faire, so this trip was partly for fun, partly to upgrade our outfits for this summer’s MSRF, and partly to act as scouts, to see what TRF was doing well or poorly, so MSRF could learn from them.
We did some window shopping — there were roughly sixty merchants and artisans at Tennessee Renaissance Festival — before going to catch Paolo Garbanzo’s first juggling and fire-eating show. Then we wandered past more vendors before meeting up with Jenn Kahn and Patrick Huston. They looked fantastic in their garb; Jenn was the Faerie Queene at MSRF and Patrick was Captain of the Queen’s Guard. My daughter went into the maze with Jenn’s daughter (they were fairies together at last year’s RenFaire) and won a Mardi Gras-style necklace for finding the center of the maze. We wandered down by the falconry booth and past some games and clothiers. My husband and I had our pictures taken with a Harris hawk.
Here is my only major complaint about TRF. When I went to the privies by the jousting field, there were no portable sinks nor any hand sanitizer. None of the privies had portable sinks, although the other privies had hand sanitizer. Luckily, one of the nearby merchants was selling metal fountains (very pretty) and I was able to rinse off my hand in the running water of the fountains whilst pretending to admire them. Note to “Mad Queen Beth” and the other head honcho-ish people of MSRF: be sure the privies have handwashing access as well as sufficient toilet paper.
Since we hadn’t had to pay for admission, our shopping budget was increased. My husband bought a black and silver doublet at the clothier’s next to the falconry tent, and I seriously considered a pink tapestry bodice. (I purchased a white brocade skirt at MidSouthCon, and am looking to upgrade my garb building an outfit around it.)
Renaissance faires are noted for their delicious food, and TRF was no exception. For lunch the kids both had pizza, my husband had shepherd’s pie, and I had chicken and rice soup in a bread bowl. We let the kids have soda for lunch, although my husband and I had water, and we made sure the kids drank water throughout the day. Even with all the shade provided by the many trees at TRF, dehydration is a possible risk at any RenFaire. I was pleased TRF had recycling bins shaped like Coke bottles throughout the faire site, although not nearly as many recycling bins as there were trash cans. Recycling bins are something MSRF will want to look into, even if they’re not as fancy as giant Coke bottles.
There was too much to see and do at TRF to do everything, although we tried. We listened to Empty Hats, a Celtic folk band, and The Roses, a pair of lute-players. We listened to Rafferty the Piper. My daughter went to all three of Paolo Garbanzo’s shows, even though I suggested she try Tea with Lady Ettie or Buckle and Swash. There were rides and games: ring toss, the maze, Jacob’s ladder, mug slide, several medieval and Renaissance themed throwing games, human-powered rides like the Hurlinator and the Flying Carousel, and a free children’s arts and crafts area. We didn’t manage to do the free castle tour. (The festival site owner built his own castle, and he and his family live there.) There were comedians, magicians, play-actors, minstrels, jousting, falconry, knife-throwers, human chess … too much to see in one day. Maybe next year we’ll get the two-day passes and stay for the whole weekend.
I know we didn’t manage to see all the vendors. Henderson’s Hearth was listed in the program book, but I never found them, which is a shame as far as my kitchen is concerned (scone mix, jams, soup mix, etc.) but probably a good thing for my wallet. My husband talked me into buying a red brocade gown at White Pavilion. It’s a step up from wenchwear (wenchware?), but not up to court standards yet, but it looks great with my white brocade skirt. However, now I need to buy a new hat, as my muffin cap is too plain to wear with such a fine gown. Ye Old Wizards and Dragons had some gorgeous dragon figurines; my son bought a steampunk dragon from them. Many weapons dealers — my son was upset that he wasn’t old enough to buy a knife or a sword yet. Lots of jewelry dealers … gorgeous merchandise. Several tents of droolworthy artwork. Toys for the younger ones, clothiers, candlemakers (you could make your own or buy a ready-made candle), pottery, leatherwork, wooden utensils and artwork (my daughter got a magic wand), hammocks and hanging chairs, bath soaps and oils, incense, tea, ocarinas. My personal favorite was Pigasus Books; I may speak to him about R is for Renaissance Faire after I’ve got the galley proofs back from the printer.
We had a grand time, and although it was a long drive there and back, the trip was worth it. It’s been years since we went to Tennessee Renaissance Festival, but I hope to go again next year or the year after.